Tag: fiction

April Fool

April Fool’s Day! Have you been pranked today? 

The best April Fool I remember from childhood was running to the barn, at my mother’s behest, and saying “Daddy, where are the pigs?” My dad did not like pigs and they were always breaking out of their pen. He muttered something blue — little pitchers were not supposed to hear that language — and took off running toward the pig sty, where he found all the pigs happily rooting about, just as they were supposed to be. Mom giggled all day. It wasn’t often she got one over on him.

On a less fun note, I feel as though all last week was a bad joke. I began three different novels, and gave up on all of them. One was two boring, one was too smutty, and one was so predictable I didn’t even need to skim the last page to figure it out. 

Although last week’s experience was particularly irritating, I’ve noticed a trend over the past several months (years?) The books I most enjoy are by debut authors. When I pick up a second or third book, I find it just a retelling of the first one. They also seem “dumbed down.” What is going on? I have my own theories.

  1. Publishing Houses are running scared. I’ve been reading Margaret Atwood’s memoir and been amazed at the number of choices she had when it came to publishing. Small presses abounded and many medium sized ones challenged the big ones for new authors.  They also helped authors build careers beyond the first sale. Now we have “the big five” and self-publishing. Small and medium presses have nearly disappeared.   The big five are the most significant players in the game. They still pay substantial advances, put some effort into publicity, and, most importantly, place their offerings in bookstores and libraries. But they are constantly looking over their shoulders fearing another merger, or worse.                               
  2. Because the big guys are worrying about the bottom line, they are afraid to take risks on authors who may be “original.” For many years now, the marketing department has had more say than the editorial department in acquiring books. These sales people are more invested in the “how” of the sale than in the “what” of the sale. They want books that will fit neatly into a category. They want books that will mimic other profitable works.  Why bet on a “new” idea when the old ones are a sure thing?                                            
  3. Amazon is the most important platform for self-publishing. Amazon asks authors to select three categories and seven key words when uploading their book for sale.  If your story doesn’t fit within those parameters, you are pretty well sunk. It seems readers of e-books like to search for very  specific tales.    A quick glance at the romance genre shows searches for “friends to lovers,” “enemies to lovers” “firefighters” and “fake dating.” There are ways to discover which of those many tropes sells the most books. So, authors are tempted to set aside their imagination in order to produce, or reproduce, a popular narrative, over and over again. No wonder I experienced such ennui with the books I picked up last week.                                                                                                       

From ancient times, story-telling has been an essential part of the human experience. It is how we discover ourselves. The purpose of fiction is to:            entertain,-tired plot lines lose the ability to entertain unless given new vision.     

inform,   matters of fact in history, science, philosophy, religion, any topic really, can be made meaningful in the context of a good story. Readers who would never crack open a geography book, may be enthralled with the tale of a perilous hike, and learn about the mountains or the desert or the coast through fiction.   

reflect — the world we live in. Not many of us care about the slums of Victorian London, at this date, but in Dickens’ time they were a blight on the nation. Through fiction, his stories illuminated the reality of life for thousands of children.           

challenge– Just as Dickens’ challenged the society of his time to take action, so too did  Sinclair Lewis, Tony Morrison,  Margaret Atwood   and many, many others.    By holding up a mirror to our times, authors can provoke, challenge and illuminate the society of the day.        

Stories are immensely powerful. Religious writings are filled with stories to teach the faithful how to live. Humourists like Stuart McLean use story to evoke laughter and compassion.  Propogandists use story to instill fear of “the other.” In South Pacific, the lyricist explains how bigotry is “carefully taught.”     Even a tale as old and as simple as Cinderella carries a powerful message of empathy– Especially important when the audience is a child.

Let us embrace stories that carefully teach empathy.

But please, can we have stories that are fresh, well-written and original.

In my last post I talked about re-reading. That is one antidote to worn out tropes, but not a complete answer. If you, dear reader, can recommend a tale that will entertain, inform, reflect or challenge (doesn’t have to do everything) please drop the title into the comments box. (top of page)

 

Five Reasons Authors Love Orphans

One of the fundamental aspects of writing a novel is developing a cast of characters to act out the story you want to tell. These characters will come from work/play relationships, hobby groups, proximity . . . and family. 

Since family is the first and most significant set of characters we encounter in real life, we would expect family to be paramount in the development of a story. Cinderella’s step-mother starts the ball rolling in that fairy tale. A foolish mother, a gaggle of sisters, and a negligent father create the impetus for Pride and Prejudice, while Heathcliff of Wuthering Heights is a terrible dad in all respects.

Yet, despite the seminal role of family in real life, in fiction, especially romantic fiction, the family is often absent. Why? I have a few suggestions.

  1.  A young woman without a family, is extra vulnerable.  This vulnerability opens up many avenues for story. She may be victim, heroine, fighter, or survivor. 
  2. The absent family may be the seed for a quest story. Our orphan sets out to discover her roots and perhaps some long-lost relatives. 
  3. An orphan is a perfect foil for a misfit story. She may be adopted into a family that exploits her, or tries to shape her in their own image. Modern history is full of tales of Indigenous children taken into non-indigenous families. No matter how well treated, the orphan knows she is “different.” Of course, if she is treated badly, that is a whole other story.
  4. The orphan’s tale may be a story of self-discovery. Who am I? Did my mother abandon me? Where is my self-worth?
  5. A character without a family becomes a story of survival. How does she earn her bread? Where can she live? What obstacles must she overcome to achieve happiness and security?

 

My list is not exhaustive nor immutable. Clever writers take those tropes and turn them upside down all the time. I’m reading a Jennifer Crusie book where the heroine not only has a family and a best friend, she goes home to mother when her love-life falls apart. The results are hilarious.

“Barbie” has no progenitors yet the movie maker gave her a great life, a journey or self-discovery and a good ending. 

Still, I’d bet most of us want to have a happy family, live in a comfortable home, and know where we came from. We want big family gatherings at Thanksgiving and Christmas, and birthdays, and summers at the lake. We’d like “Leave it to Beaver” and “The Waltons” as the backdrop of our daily lives. That’s why “fiction” is fiction. Given a choice, most of us don’t want to go hungry, or fall prey to criminals, or be homeless, or . . .  But fiction thrives on a host of calamities afflicting the main characters. At heart, readers are voyeurs. We peer in at the lives of others and thrill to their adventures, ache for their mistakes, long for them to find true love — all from the comfort of our armchairs. 

To all my friends in Canada, I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving with wonderful family gatherings.

Tips for the Long Run

Ironically, as we come out of lockdown and into a semblance of normal life, people seem to be experiencing more stress than ever. The formerly cheerful checker at the grocery store scowls and tells you to wait while she santitizes her station. The server who was glad to get his job back, is grumpy about wearing a mask. And all those self-appointed behaviour police who rant and rail and ramp up the fear quotient about perceived health code violations don’t help. The attitude of “we’re all in this together” seems to be crumbling at the edges. 

Perhaps people are just tired. Tired of uncertainty, tired of zoom, tired of trying. But I think there is more at work here. I think we have a case of thwarted expectations. Even while health officials warned us that we were in for months and maybe years of doing things differently, we subconsciously thought when the lockdown ended we’d go back to “normal.” Now the reality of “not-normal” is setting in and we’re finding it hard to take.  Kind of like we were promised a puppy and we got a goldfish. Nothing wrong with the goldfish, but it’s not what we wanted. Some would just like to flush the fish.

So, how do we go about coping for the long run? Here are a few suggestions.

  • Read

 Especially read fiction. Fiction is story and story is filled with characters and characters  take us out of ourselves. For a little while we can be someone else, live in a different  world and experience family and friends and (maybe) happy endings. We could all use   happy endings these days, so pick up a romance — or a mystery, where justice prevails.  That’s a kind of happy ending too. While we are keeping distant from our real  life   friends, we can get up close and personal with these fictional characters. We can    laugh and sing and hold hands.

  • Look for the Upside

Amid all the civil unrest, the tragedy of racism, the pain of death, there is still good news in the world. There are people performing good deeds, making music, telling jokes, volunteering, making the world better. When you’ve seen enough of the bad news, go for some good news. Our local television station, CHEK, has made lemonade out of lemons by turning the sports segment — there are no sports at the moment — into The Upside. Here the sports caster and the weatherman collect quirky stories from around our Island and broadcast them on the nightly news. It’s silly and kooky and a lot of fun. It brings people together and it generates lots of smiles. When you’re feeling down, go for the Upside.   

 

  • Walk 

Or run or bicycle or turn handstands. The point is to move, thereby releasing    endorphins, our own little happy hormone. If possible exercise outdoors. Don’t wear   earplugs. Shut down the artificial world and tune in to the natural one. Birdsong,  crickets, rustling grass, soughing boughs, barking dogs — all these things help to restore   our mental balance. In Canada, our national broadcaster, has created “Hello Spring” to lift people’s spirits. If you can’t hike into the back country yourself, they’ve brought the back country to you with clips of bear cubs emerging from their den, a hummingbird  feeding her young, fox kits discovering the world, and many more moments to remind   us  that the natural world is bountiful and open to all.        

  • Work 

In her post in Writer Unboxed,Sandra Callender  about the importance of writers in a time of social turmoil. Violence, she posits, comes from a lack of human connection. When our physical human connections are severed, our fictional connections become even more important. Writers create an antidote to violence. 

If you are a writer, write.   If you are a musician, make music. If you are an artist, paint. If you are a knitter, knit, if you’re a doodler, create the most elaborate doodle of your  life.  In the comments section of that same post Vaughn Roycroft shares a bit of folksy  wisdom about work. Nothing good comes of worry, he says. At least if you’re working, you are getting something done.                                                                                                                         

I subscribe to that belief myself and even used it in my first book of the Prospect Series, The Man for Her.  Whenever Lottie felt overcome by her problems, she worked. She got  something done. She got through it.

                                                                                                                                                                                                           

So, I was “working” in the garden the other day, removing diseased leaves, down on my knees with my face mere inches from the thorns when I spied this beauty hiding behind a branch. Working not only got something done and released my endorphins, it surprised me with unexpected beauty–the upside to a tedious chore.

Hang in everyone. We are all in this together and we’re in it for the long haul. 

Please share your upside stories in the comments below.

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